The ✨Interstellar Commonwealth✨ of United New England is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Elizabeth Tyagi-Kennedy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.017 billion wicked awesome New Englanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient wicked awesome Novanglian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Novanglian dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,405 Novanglian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Edutainment video games are taking United New England's students to the next level, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United New England's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freedom of conscience.

United New England is ranked 10,611^th in the world and 21^st in International Democratic Union for Safest, scoring 120.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.